Issue #63 — Vancouverville
I’m fuckin tired of the Canucks. Or at least I’m tired of watching them play hockey on television.
From now on I’m either watching them live or I’m playing hockey myself. No more of this armchair GM bullshit.
Luongo couldn’t stop a beach ball filled with pink butterflies last night, but Kesler played his guts out and they still lost to the lowly Oil. I don’t get this team anymore.
Lou is the “best” goalie in the league but he loses to the worst team in the league. In games where it is his job to score at least 3 points, Henrik only gets 1. I’m just sayin’. There are some problems here and if they are not fixed pronto, another division title is not gonna mean shit when we get another shellacking in the second round of the playoffs.
It has nothing to do with the talent on this team. I think it has to do with the TEAM for this team. As gay as it sounds, if they don’t work and play together as a team, they are going to lose like individuals and suffer the agony alone.
It was still pretty entertaining to watch the Canucks lose like only Canucks lose. I guess that’s how we have fun here in Vancouverville – by watching the subtly of defeat in our favorite losers.
Next Up — Anaheim